Dear Diary,
Today I wore blue and pink polka dot kitten heels and teamed them with a utility jumpsuit. As you can I’m wearing an anklet too which is very old school but very much in vogue. I don’t know if you remember but they used to be associated with being a lady of the night..I mean I’ve had a slow year so far so you know if the shoe fits.....
I’m still single but now as I’m 36 I am considered a relic. I live in a display cabinet in the National History Museum. I can get you a discount on tickets if you want to see me? Let me know.
There is this new term now re dating that I didn’t tell you about before. I have quite a bit of experience in it too, I’m somewhat of an expert. It’s called ghosting. The irony is I don’t even believe in gauls yet I keep getting haunted. It only happened less than a week ago, at first I thought something was wrong with my phone, perhaps WhatsApp was on the blink but after receiving a number of messages from my mother it all became clear, the ghost has striked again. One day it was constant the next day ‘boo’.
From this day forth I will be the lady with all the kitten heels.
See you tomorrow
Laura x
