7 days, 7 trends

For the next 7 days I am going to try 7 different trends in a vintage stylee! So today I am trying the monochrome trend in my Miss Haversham dress and my trusty black opaques. Everyone loves the mono, dress is Topshop, tights are wintery. Ideally I would be Miss Haversham without the black accessories and instead with a aqua slip dress underneath and bare legs. Alas that will not be, I fear, until June. I need the sun to put his hat on so I can embrace the summer trends head on and not with half a foot still in winter (or both legs in my case today).

Saturday 21st April brought us the wedding of Jo and Matt. I wore a purple dress from ASOS, a vintage short sleeve jacket and some floral stilts, I mean heels from Forever 21. Let me tell you these heels are certainly not made for walking. I literally feared for my life each time I got up from my chair. That was however until I had a few pinots, a glass of bubbles and a vodka shot. I caught the bouquet and burnt a whole in the dance floor whilst they were still on my feet. They did eventually come off the more I went to the bar. These are the kind of shoes that should come with a shot of vodka and a health warning!

The wedding reception was quite frankly a bloody good night. The speeches made us cry, the henography made us laugh (well done Miss Holdaway, a superb job) and the vodka shots made us drunk. A beautiful venue, a beautiful bride, a beautiful wedding

Today I need in my life a bikini diet that actually lets me eat the food I like i.e bread and crisps. I booked my Ibiza flights today and if I don't find a eating plan that actually works I'll have to book another seat on the plane for my thighs! Come back tomorrow for trend number 2 xxxx