Friday, 10 May 2019

No more bugs

Dear Diary,

I don’t know about you but this so called four day week has felt like it’s been in disguise. I woke up this morning and thought it was Saturday, how could it still be w/c 6th May and I had another full day to get through. Four day week by derrière.

Since we last spoke I told you of my rejection dream, luckily I’ve not had another one since (fingers crossed this continues). In this vien I have been trying not to be single forever by playing hot or not on my various (free) dating apps (I won’t pay for love) but alas all have been ‘not’. Where Hinge would have normally promised a decent looking chap in his 30’s (tall, handsome and v dark please) it now only shows me the complete opposite. It needs an App Store update but not for bug fixes for ‘more hot men needed as Laura is still a statistic’ fix. If I stay on this shelf for much longer I will become institionalised and I’m quite dusty alresdt. At least my shelf is vintage and not made of MDF, imagine the splinters! It’s not the kind of wood I’m looking for. 

Look at my shoes! They are my favourite because I wear them all the time. I love a print clash so I’m matching them up with this vintage red geo skirt it looks like the perfect partnership. At least my shoes and clothes are in a couple. It might be time for a visa marriage.

https://drive.google.com/uc?export=view&id=1dnBGvW7gmU4HtapqomMCYR_UcCwJA2Mh

Speak soon 
Laura x 


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