So the evil cold (I like to think it was the flu) took up all my time last week so it’s been a whole week since my last blog. So here it is back again.
Today I am wearing a dip hem maxi I bought in New York with a Primark jumper and vintage Radley belt and river island wedges.
I went shopping yesterday on Oxford Street in the rain on a Sunday (crazy I know) and after a much needed Wagamma's (yaki udon if you must know) I decided to take a look in Topshop. Well what a mistaka to makea. Not only did I feel too oaf like to try anything on but also too old. So the decision was quickly made, Monday would be the start to the diet and I would be an Amazonian supermodel by TOWIE time. It was all going swimmingly well I had cereal for breakfast, Ryvita and salad for lunch.....and then it happened, the emergency packet of pickled onion monster munch jumped out of my bottom drawer and into my mouth. It seemed rude not to finish them all......and then to eat some mini cheddars. You must understand though that this wasn't my fault those monster munch crisps are a law unto themselves. If they are not locked away properly they can escape at ease! I'm also not sure if a mint aero lamb is part of the Amazonian supermodel plan but I do know that it goes well with a green tea and a spreadsheet!
So I'm now officially on the countdown to the weekend as it is the lovely Jo Aslanowicz's hen weekend this but shhh because it's a secret. The only thing I can reveal is that I will be dressed up to the nines channelling the girls of TOWIE and I've tried my dress on and I'm a mixture of this:
Chloe Sims dress - boobs included.
Lydia Bright complexion - this vintage girl does not do fake tan.
Gemma Collins' big hair - hair extensions have been bought and will be used.
This Vintage dahling will become an Essex girl. I'm just hoping it will get me some male attention, although Joey Essex types need not apply!
Look out for photos on Saturday's blog!
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